…watching two meth head ladies chuck their laundry into the driers at warp speed while discussing men loudly and contorting their arms into weird methed-out positions.
…watching two meth head ladies chuck their laundry into the driers at warp speed while discussing men loudly and contorting their arms into weird methed-out positions.
That there is slicker than cum on a gold tooth!
Cocktail du Oklahoma bar wenches…
Smirnoff Ice and Grenadine
Get on yer knee, cowgirl. Ye done been iced.
You can’t just sit with yer legs over mine on ma hog, with yer pussy hangin’ there and me not fuck it! That just ain’t right!
A PSA from Overheard in Oklahoma, courtesy of our mathematics department:
[(Country+Rap) - ountry]=CRAP
This song was overheard in a Tulsa bar after a couple complained that Too Short was playing. They started cheering and dancing to this song. Wha?
I had her in high cob!
“Ye know whut? That gravity stuff always works.” -Bargoer
Authentic paranoia, transformed into art.
TAKE THE FONT OUT. THE CLIENT HATES FONT.
Overhead in Oklahoma - Office Edition
Client sends pixellated file of a logo in need of serious work - it’s a fence, and has major design flaws. After a couple versions are sent to the client and rejected, this correspondence arrives along with a second copy of the original logo.
I like this design because it is just like the Apple logo. Can you just redo the logo to look exactly like this one?
Um.
